20
Feb
The guys I like always end up being douchebags
You weren’t a douchebag when I met you. And you were still cool when I started liking you
What the hell happened?
I mean, it seemed like you weren’t like the last guy. And you’re not like the last guy, but you’re just as douchey.
To be perfectly honest, I started to like you less as soon as you started bragging about getting drunk and partying like that’s SO COOL. Yeah, sorry I care about my health and my brain cells and don’t want to get an STD or something. I know I’m such a prude because of that.
And I don’t give a shit how much you have to do that’s stressing you out SO MUCH, that’s no excuse for being a douche to a girl who didn’t even do anything to you. Yeah, I know it’s such a heinous crime for an ugly hipster girl to like you, but you could at least cut me some slack. I gave you the benefit of every doubt for so long, and I’ve really had enough. And you’re not the only one who’s stressed, dude. I’m in shows too. The guy who made me want to kill myself last year is trying to insert himself back into my life like nothing happened. My grandmother is dying. I have baggage too, you know. I don’t need you treating me like I’m nothing to top it all off. Especially since, what a shocker, I didn’t even do anything to you.
And you know what? I try my best to act like nothing is wrong and to treat people with respect because I’M A DECENT HUMAN BEING and THAT’S WHAT DECENT HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
Your problems aren’t worse than other people’s. Get a fucking grip on yourself because this isn’t a good look for you. If you want to stay friends with me you’ll have to do better than that.
I hope there are straight guys in San Francisco who aren’t douchebags.
